Dear diary,

white men cant jump… but they can PRANCE!!

fuckyeahprancingcera:

Do I get the gold chariot, or do I prance through the ceiling?

yes. amazing

wtfmelissa93:

that-is-a-boss-zefron-poster:

elixirfischer:

fapjacks:

500daysofgonorrhea:

fuckyeahlolthings:

(via r9eeef, thisisaimeeokay-deactivated2010)

gamefreaksnz:

5rob:

Super Dudes - Link

fuck yeah portal and zelda.

fuckyeahfps:

(via taloosjiyong)

i lold

Falling asleep to the sounds of Brand New…

We’ve all got wooden nails and we sleep inside this machine.-Jesus

good night tumblr.

The daily struggle of being Asian:

Jake: I wonder what Japanese people taste like?
Me: I'm not sure...
Jake: Probably like atomic bombs.
Me: yeah you're definitely gonna need duck sauce with that.

heyitsmattyb started following you

ludio:

your wide variety of asian eyes amuse me.
thanks for the follow.
;u;

De nada. i hear you have a cat. i used to have a cat. his name was Brigadere General Beauregard III jr. attorney at lol. he looked like this:
~^-_-^~ (he was fat and had cross eyes)